Friday, April 03, 2009

Another Pop Quiz

I can hear you all groaning now. A pop quiz on a Friday? Oh come on HRG, don't be so mean.

Relax babies. Put your pencils away until Monday. This test is one for HRG and TCB. It's a standardized test that all married couples must take at least once during the course of their marriage. There's no study guide either. It's so not fair. Hell, they don't even offer a weekend seminar. And your friends--the still married ones who passed the test, some more than once (just to show off) will do nothing more than roll their eyes and refuse to relive the memory. Something always comes up about therapy not being as cheap as it once was.

But HRG you ask, what's the test?

Tomorrow we're moving. Just the two of us. One of the two most important tests in a marriage. Or any relationship for that matter. (the other is travelling long distance, in a small car, with no a/c)

Can we get through it without killing each other? I'm not sure, but I think that's how you pass this sort of test. So, if he drops the box filled with precious crystal pieces, biting my tongue so hard it may need to be surgically reattached is a good thing, yes?

TCB being, well, TCB, once he gets started, he's going to want to move this entire place in one shot. It won't happen, but he'll pout for a little while. We'll survive that too.

If not, then here's hoping one of you my babies will post my bail.

HRG

1 comment:

Midge said...

I will bail you out! But only once, so get it out of your system all at once! ;)