Viruses, Trojans and Pop Quizzes

Good morning babies!

Ahhhhhh another sunny and warm day here on Fantasy Island. TCB and I are so happy to be home. At the airport we made a point of telling each other all the really great things that happened on our not honeymoon instead of dwelling on all the icky stuff. It helped and we did have a pretty decent time. The last couple days were, in a word, fabulous. Except TCB got lost and we were late getting to our final destination. We were hot, tired and a just a little stressed. Still, we didn't really fight, never once yelled at each other, but yes babies, there was a "Hollywood moment" or two. Three tops. We finally found our oasis and let me tell you it was worth the FIVE hour drive. Oddly enough, the drive back only took three hours. Hmm........

Three years ago, I wrote on this blog that it was your oldest friends who could look at you and know exactly what you need.

Three years later, I stand by my words. Wonderful company, great food, good wine and freezies. It was what we needed exactly. (especially the freezies) Oh and there was even a dog AND a baby to play with. Bonus points for presentation. It was relaxing and fun. Just what we needed.

From the bottom of our forever grateful hearts, TCB and I thank you both very much for being our friends, even if one of us is a wingnut most of the time. It's just part of my charm.

Some of you my babies may be a bit pissed that we've been back a few days and not been in touch. Until the viruses and trojans were dealt with, keeping all programs closed was a must. No point in infecting the rest of you. Three times this has come in through hotmail. No one else I know has received this. I'm getting paranoid. This slavemaster is clean and up and running again, so let's see what happens. What pisses me off is that not once did I even click on the e-mail to see what it was. In doing some research, HRG did learn that even clicking the box beside the message and deleting it is enough to wake it up in time to do the dirty work. Defender grabbed it before much damage could be done, but let me tell you babies, it was a bitch to remove. Like the last guest at a party. The one who wasn't invited and now will not leave.

Now we're clean and ready to catch up. Sort of. Until I decide whether to change hotmail addresses or not, HRG is appearing as being off-line in messenger. Please feel free to send a message, even if it looks like I'm not there. For whatever reason, dozens of these spam messages are waiting for me whenever messenger is left on. It's annoying shooing them all away from the task bar in the morning. There are more important things to do at that time of the day. Like straighten my hair. Another funny thing, showing as being off-line, even when messenger is signed on, seems to be working. There are no more of those messages.

And now it's time for our pop quiz. Pencils ready everyone? Good. Here's the question:

Q: How does Kelly Ellard's lawyer sleep?

A: Upside down, in a dark cave.

HRG