Saturday, July 30, 2005

They do exist

Know what I found out? There is a man with a conscience on the face of the earth! Called Ripley's to report this. They told me to stop smoking drugs and that with help, everything will be alright. The Vatican promises to investigate this as a bona fide miracle. It isn't enough that I have to actually LIKE this guy, now I find myself respecting him too. Sigh. Figures, I'd find myself falling for a cute boy who happens to be partnered up. Life would be boring without the complications. At least that's what I keep telling myself. Let's add yet another cute boy to my *just friends* list.

Aren't there any cute boys out there who want to be more than just friends?

HRG

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sorry to un-part the seas, but...

If there was truly a conscience, then there would have been no reason to have to find out about the conscience in the first place.

;-)

PS: please send an email with your most current list of women with consciences (If the mail system handles an email that big) ;-)